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Trousers lyrics
This is a story about a pair or trousers
It deals with a lack of a sense of humour
Or rather a lack of imagination . .

I would like to know, where you put my trousers
I really must go, please give me my trousers
Well it s stopped raining, they must have dried by now
So let s stop gaming, you ll get me in an awful row.

This joke s gone too far, I feel absolutely daft
Over-parked my car, and what s more I feel the draught
What to you hope to gain, by my being trouserless?
Oh I could curse the rain, for getting me in such a mess.

Someone s going to come, why don t you be reasonable?
Now you ve had your fun, won t you please be sensible?
How long can this go on? I ve looked most everywhere
To put my trousers on, and now I really just don t care.

Would you like my shirt? here s a goodly pair of shoes
Take my coat and tie, what about my underpants?
Trousers, trousers
Trousers, trousers
Trousers, trousers
Trou - - - sers
Trousers, trous sus, sus
(etc. and fade).
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