Em Calls Paul (Skit) lyrics

Aye yo Paul, It s Em
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
And I know that he s not thrilled about the video
What does he wanna be startin somethin ?
Well I ll show him who s really bad
Paul, the way you make me feel with these calls
You should really take a look at the man in the mirror
And tell him to beat it because I won t stop till I get enough
Do you remember the time we were watching the Billy Jean video?
Well he ll always be that Michael to me
And it doesn t matter if he s black or white
Because I can t stop loving him and I hate plastic surgeons
And I hope they all fucking die!
How do you like that?
And I like him, I like him a lot
I want to touch him but I can t
Excuse me, I m taking a shit
Sorry
Anyways, call me back
I have this idea about how I want to end the show
So, hit me when you get this message fucker
Oh, and by the way
No I don t have a new gun [click] (goddamn it)