Evil Deeds lyrics

Lord please forgive me for what I do
For I know not what I ve done

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Father please forgive me for I know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
My mother s evil seed and do these evil deeds

Momma had a baby and it s head popped off
(head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off)
My momma don t want me, the next thing I know I m gettin dropped off
(gettin dropped off, gettin dropped off, gettin dropped off, gettin dropped off)
Ring ring ring, on the door bell of the next door neighbors on their front porch
(their front porch, their front porch, their front porch, their front porch)
But they didn t want me neither so they left me on someone elses lawn
(elses lawn, elses lawn, elses lawn)
Till somebody finally took me in, my great aunt, uncle Edna n Charles
(Edna n Charles, Edna n Charles, Edna n Charles, Edna n Charles)
They were the ones who were left in charge
My elementary they gang up on me and sang this song
(sang this song, sang this song, sang this song, sang this song)
It went a little something like mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawn
Momma why do they keep saying this I just dont understand, understand
And by the way, where s my dad?

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Predominantly, predominantly, everythings always predominantly
Predominantly white, predominantly black
Well, what about me, where does that leave me
Well I guess that I m between predominantly both of em
I think if I hear that fuckin word again I mma scream
While I m projectile vomiting, what do I look like, a comedian to you?
Do you think that I m kidding?
What do I look like some kind of idi-wait a minute, shit, don t answer that
Why am I so misunderstood?
Why do I go through so much bullshit, it sucks bullshit, it s tush mull bish
Woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again
Whining about his millions and his mansion and his sorrow he s always drownin in
And the dad that he never had, and how his childhood was so bad
And how his mom was a dope addict, and his ex-wife how they go at it
Man I d hate to have it, as bad as that Mr. Mathers claims he had it
I can t imagine it, that little rich poor white bastard
Needs to take some of that cash out the bank and take a bath in it
Man if I only had half of it.
If you only knew the half of it

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Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds
Please release me from these deamons
I never had any of this shit planned ma, please believe
I don t wanna be Satan s spawn, never got the chance to say I m sorry
Now look at all the pain I caused
Dear Santa Clause, why you not comin this year again
What did I do that was so bad to deserve this
Everything could have been so perfect
But life ain t a fairytale, I m about to be hoist up in the air
Forty feet below me, there s people everywhere
I don t even know what it feel like, they know me cuz I m in this ferris wheel
And all i wanna do is go to the mall and take hailie on the carousel
Without this crowd everywhere I go, but life is like a merry-go-round
Here we go now, doe see doe now, curtains up, the show must go now
Ring around the rosie, the shows over, you can all go home now
But the curtain just don t close for me, this ain t how fame is supposed to be
Where s the switch I could just turn off and on, this ain t what I chose to be
So please god, give me the strength to have what it takes to carry on
Till I pass 50 back the baton, the camera s on, myself is gone

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