Medicine Ball lyrics
Songwriters: Mathers, Marshall; Young, Andre Romell;

Oh my goodness, what have I done?
Oh no, I can t believe it
It s like I ve got the whole world in my palm
And I m ready to drop bombs

Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca
It s the village in New York, right next to the TriBeCa
That s my sector, homosexual dissector
Come again, rewind selector

I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy, Hector
So you can t get pregnant if I buy sex and erect ya
Hannibal Lecter into guy sex and I bet ya
I tantalize ya and in less then 5 seconds I get ya

They say once bitten and twice shy
Well, I m next to the guy with 9 ecstasy pills and 5 extra
Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities
Why? Yes sir, I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser

That s my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester?
Drop kicked the bitch before her second trimester
Performed a home abortion with Dexter
Then I guess, I ll dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her

I guess it s time for you to hate me again
Let s begin, now hand me the pin
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
The world is just my medicine ball, you re all in

I said, I guess it s time for you to hate me again
Let s begin, now hand me the pin
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
My medicine ball, you re in my medicine ball, friends

All my West Side bitches throw it up
Put a balloon inside your pussy, quief and blow it up
Man, I think that Eggers fell off the tip, didn t show enough
So you better change the station to keep from throwing up

Man, you ve seen it all before, you re all too familiar with it
There s a penis on the floor and two balls so you know who did it
You know you with it girl, don t front, oh no, you didn t
I won t rape all the Pussycat Dolls, Nicole, you kiddin ?

I ll pee on Rihanna, see man, I ll do what I wanna
Spray perfume in a sauna room, crazy gluing Madonna
To the La-Z-Boy sofa, fold her in two then sit on her
Imagine the visual for that man who would ve thought I

Could ever be such a relentless prick unleashing his vengeance
But the chick s so old, she looks like she outlived her life sentence
I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive
If you weren t so defensive, it wouldn t be, you re so sensitive

I guess it s time for you to hate me again
Let s begin, now hand me the pin
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
The world is just my medicine ball, you re all in

I said, I guess it s time for you to hate me again
Let s begin, now hand me the pin
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
My medicine ball, you re in my medicine ball, friends

Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand
Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quicksand
Here, you need a hand, big man?
Grab a hold of this branch with both hands
Man, they don t understand I m just a sick man

Now everybody s pissed at me like it s my fault
This name rhymes with so many different words, geez
So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves
Won t you break it down for me and just spit the verse, please

Eminem, I m coming to kill you
Always hated you and I still do
You ll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume
Doesn t even fit you, they don t feel you

You re taking this shit too far
Who do you think you are? Hang my suit up in the armoire
Everyday I hate you more and more
Throw down the cardboard
Let s break dance if you think you re hardcore

I guess it s time for you to hate me again
Let s begin, now hand me the pin
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
The world is just my medicine ball, you re all in

I said, I guess it s time for you to hate me again
Let s begin, now hand me the pin
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
My medicine ball, you re in my medicine ball, friends

The world is mine