Rain Man lyrics

[Dre (Em)]
Yeah
(Definately, definately, definately, definately definately K-mart)
Yeah, yeah

[Eminem (Dr. Dre):]
You find me offensive? I find you offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw a line on defenses
If so to what extense if
Any, should I go? Cause it s getting expensive
Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
They say that I cause extensive
Pshycological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lenghts this,
Far at other people s expenses
I say your all just too god damn sensitive
It s censorship
And it s down right blasphomous
Let s set this shit down cause I won t stand for this
And Chris-to-pher Reeves won t sit for this neither
And let s clear this up too I ain t got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me
I even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--fridgerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must have put a hex on him for later
I feel like it s my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther
I killed Superman, I killed Super--man
Mm, how ironic, that I d be the bad guy
Kryptonite The Green Chronic

[Chorus:]
Cause I ain t got no legs!
Or no brain, nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I forgot my name!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is....
Rain Man

Now in the Bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,
Have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were given the consent to join in
Then of course, it s intercourse
And it s bi-sexual sex
Which isn t as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either before, during or after peforming the act of that which
Is normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrases
That are more used by today s kids
In a more derogatory way
Who s to say, what s fair to say, and what not to say?
Let s ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, but! I ain t done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another grown man s ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn t mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don t mean to go in into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a females butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
Til then i ll just walk around with a manly strut because...

[Chorus]

You find me offensive, I find you offensive
Shit, this is the same verse I just did this
When am I gonna come to my good senses?
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses.
My spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearby
And my plan is to get him next
And open up a whip ass canister
God damn it Dre where is the god damn beat? (Yeah)
Anyway, anyway I don t know how else to put it
This is the only thing that I m good at
I am the bad guy, Kryptonite The Green Chronic
Demonic, yep yep, don t worry I m on it
I got it, high five Nick Lachey
Stuck a pen in Jessica s ass and walked away
And she blew around the room like a balloon-a
Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna
Out the trash can and soon I m
headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwich
And I don t gotta make no god damn sense
I just did a whole song and I didn t say shit

[Chorus]
Cause IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAA AAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH
Yo, Rain Man
Definately, definately Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand and
Two thousand four hundred and eighty seven million
Nine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty three
And seventy (Yeah)