Beach Boy Blues lyrics

I m a poor Hawaiian beach boy
A long way from the beach
Cause someone shoved his face against my hand
Now I m a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
I m in the can

I was minding my own business
But drinking daddy s juice
I swear I ll never touch that stuff again
Just like a pig before he gave his all that aluhau
I m in the pen

Got those beach boy blues
Don t the time go slow
Lonely beach boy blues
Only 30 day s and 90 years to go

I want a taste of honey
From my wahini s lips
I want to be her ever loving man
But I m a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
I m in the can

But I m a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
I m in the can