Song Lyrics  Jobe Bells lyrics
dashing through these hos,

cadillac s and sixty fo s,

on three wheels we go,

clocking lots of doe,



Cellphone ringtone ring,

my song "Because I Got High",

smoking weed while I watch,

the police flying by!



Oh, jinglebell, East Palmdale Jobe is back and not whack,

Oooh found your daughter and you finally caught er and you mad cuz I m black,

ahaha I fucked her good, just like I should,

I think I blew her balloon,

I didn t use a condom and now we have a problem:

she havin my baby in June (say what?!)



I know this holiday hooker,

I think her name is Jan,

and if you aint got no money (hell yeah),

she s got a layaway plan,

I got a blowjob from her friend,

I think her name is Gwen,

my dick plugged up her mouth; she couldn t get no oxygen!



Oh jinglebell, county jail, Jobe s from the hood,

skinny women suck my dick real good but their butt cheeks feel like wood (ouch!)

I be swimmin, in big fat women, when I m in the sack (ooh!)

why have a skinny little bicycle bitch when I can ride a Cadillac?!



I met this beautiful woman,

she said she was Hawaiian,

she said she didn t like black guys, however she was lyin

she d seen my go detonas,

all my coupes and cash,

she licked my hairy balls, like chocolate coconuts!



Oh, jinglebell, shotgun shell, sheriff got a gun,

he pulled the trigger, shot that nigger look at that mo fucka run!

hit im in the head kicked him in the ass, put a kneecap in his chest,

went to the court, and told the judge, "This man was resisting arrest!"
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