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Moderately Rock And Roll lyrics

We re quite polite; we say thank you, please
we re all quite educated; we all have degrees
I m lactose intolerant so i can t cheese

I don t sleep in, yeah i really snooze it.
I have distortion but i choose not to use it
I ll have a herbal tea, make sure that you infuse it
we re only moderately rock and roll.

I d do my groupies, but I m afraid of disease.
On Friday night I d rather stay in and what DVD s
I m lactose intolerant so I can t eat cheese
We re only moderately rock and roll

30% rock, 10% roll, 50% nerd 10% troll

(what, what was that? What? 10% troll. Oh, Its a Harry Potter reference.
We really are 50% nerd, aren t we? Yeah, You re 100% Hufflepuff. Awesome. Is that good? no.)

This is the part, where you d expect me to rock out
rip of my shirt and lose it.
But i hurt my back and i got a sore throat
I ll have a herbal tea, make sure that you infuse it

I think Roy Orbison is pretty damn fine
Instead of beer and whisky, I enjoy a fine wine
When there s nothing on TV, I ll be watching channel 9
We re only moderately rock and roll

I ll have a drink, sure, but I wont get pissed
I d play a solo but I sprained my wrist
I m proud to tell you that I cried while watching Schindler s List
We re only moderately rock and roll

I d do a stage stunt but the floor is covered in glitz
And I d smash my guitar but it cost me quite a bit
Yeah, I will sign your photo, but I draw the line at tit
We re only moderately rock and, moderately rock and, 40% rock and roll
(and 10% troll)
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