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Don t Bother lyrics

She s got the kind of look that defies gravity
She s the greatest cook
And she s fat free

She s been to private school
And she speaks perfect French
She s got the perfect friends
Oh isn t she cool

She practices Tai Chi
She d never lose her nerve
She s more than you deserve
She s just far better than me

Hey hey

So don t bother
I won t die of deception
I promise you won t ever see me cry
Don t feel sorry

And don t bother
I ll be fine
But she s waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don t bother, be unkind

I m sure she doesn t know
How to touch you like I would
I beat her at that one good
Don t you think so?

She s almost 6 feet tall
She must think I m a flea
I m really a cat you see
And it s not my last life at all

Hey hey

So don t bother
I won t die of deception
I promise you won t ever see me cry
Don t feel sorry

Don t bother
I ll be fine
But she s waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don t bother, be unkind

For you, I d give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I d file my nails so they don t hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football
If it made you stay, but you won t, but you won t

So don t bother,
I ll be fine, I ll be fine, I ll be fine, I ll be fine
Promise you won t ever see me cry

And after all I m glad that I m not your type
Promise you won t ever see me cry

So don t bother,
I ll be fine, I ll be fine, I ll be fine, I ll be fine
Promise you won t ever see me cry

And after all I m glad that I m not your type, not your type, not your type, not your type
Promise you won t ever see me cry
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