song lyrics
Bad Day lyrics
and it just keeps going
and it just keeps..
So I m in the airport getting ready to leave heading to a friends wedding in the NYC
but my head has been spinning I m forgetting to eat, all this jet setting has really been getting to me.
It s already 11:20 and I m ready to sleep but instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat,
an isle seat, fine by me but the guy that s insides always trying to pee.
With a wild child behind that s crying _ flipping out and kicking at me while it violently screams
So I silently plead "Oh God, please let there be a hunny sitting 27B" but of course a morbidly obese beast
is in the seat that weeses when it breathes _ is at least three deep and he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees
_ just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars and when I thought that it couldn t be worse, I forgot my iPod.
I m having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I m having a bad day.
and it just keeps going
and it just keeps... X2
So four hours of turbulence, we land when I m about to turd in my pants, but the captain is seat belt fastened.
So my ass is just passin gas and at last I escape from the plane when I m minutes away from clinically insane.
I make my way towards baggage claim when I hear a high pitched voice scream my name.
Some dumb B****, it was a high schooler while shes sweating shes telling me she likes my ___
I just smile and think how great it would be if I could just hit this chick with a quick like sweep.
So I pick up my LL Bean and b line for the next taxi.
In need of weed and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis.
I m having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I m having a bad day.
and it just keeps going
and it just keeps... X2
I check into my hotel room and I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom
Tell him I moved and I need some water and food and I m probably gonna stay in and watch a movie
but the tube has no HBO so anything I want yo I m paying for but I m lame and broke so I m laying in a robe
watching that Little People Big Roles show right then there s a knock at the door, it s my last hope for a Spanish _
who will change my sheets in exchange for penis "Hi, I ve lost my ****, have you seen it?"
Jesus, this day is the worst, at least I can give me a little jerk and then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless I guess it could be worse but I m just
having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I m having a bad day.
and it just keeps going
and it just keeps... X2
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