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Teenage Love On The Phone lyrics
[Richie:] "So ya doin good?"
[Samantha:] "Ya, I m fine, how bout you?"
[Richie:] "How good could I be? I haven t seen you in three hours."
[Samantha:] "Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad s down the hall,
and he doesn t want me on the phone.
So if I hang up on you, it s just because he s coming."
[Richie:] "Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance thi..."
[She hangs up phone]
[Phone rings]
[Richie:] "Hello?"
[Samantha:] "Sorry, I thought he was coming."
[Richie:] "That s ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet
[Samantha:] "Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights."
[Richie:] "Well that s ok, I ll come by and get you. Lets say around..."
[She hangs up phone]
[Richie:] "Come on.."
[Phone rings]
[Richie:] "Hey."
[Samantha:] "Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom."
[Richie:] "That s ok. Well look, uh.. what was I saying?
Oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty
or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin.."
[She hangs up the phone again]
[Richie:] "Give me a break..."
[Phone rings]
[Richie:] "Hello."
[Samantha:] "Sorry. It was just my dog."
[Richie:] "Hey, what s your dad s problem anyways!? Why can t we talk?"
[Samantha:] "He just thinks I m on the phone too much.
Oh my God, uh, I gotta go."
[Richie:] "Don t hang up!"
[Samantha:] "Richie, I can t talk!"
[Richie:] "No, I m sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him."
[Samantha:] "It s not my dad."
[Richie:] "What? Well, who s there? Why can t you talk?"
[Samantha:] "Uh, just look Richie, someone is here."
[Richie:] "Who s there? Is it a guy!?"
[Samantha:] "Richie!"
[Richie:] "I knew it! I ll kill him! Put him on the phone!"
[Samantha:] "oh.. it s just.. hold on."
[Hands phone to guy]
[Richie:] "Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha s my girl!
You d better stay away from her or I ll make you wish you were never born!"
[Buffoon:] "Fuckin shit!"
[Richie:] "Yeah, fuckin shit is right buddy!
Don t think I m kidding around, man! I m crazy! I ll smash your head in! I swear to God!"
[Buffoon:] "One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts above her belly button."
[Richie:] "Yeah, well that s too bad! But I m still gonna come over there and beat your face in!"
[Richie slams down phone]
[Samantha: "What happened? Was he mad?"
[Buffoon: "My neighbor s dog has a four inch clit!"
[Samantha: "Oh Buffoon, you re the coolest." [Whispering] "I love you..."
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