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Zittly Van Zittles lyrics
Well, I had myself a girlfrield
For almost two whole years
We had no secrets
We had no fears
There was nothing we wouldn t do
When we were in the sack
She d even pop the zit on my back
But one night I was out cheating
After I drank a few
She caught me red handed
And said we re through
Now she s got a new boyfriend
It nearly gave me a heart attack
Cuz who s gonna pop this zit on my back?
Well I got a pimple and I don t know why
It keeps growing in the same place
I can t reach it with my left or right hand
I wish it was on my face
It s four days old
And it hurts so bad
But it s ready for a squeeze
Won t somebody pop it for me please?
I ll give you ten dollars
If you re a girl in this lonely world
And you re looking for a guy
I ll never cheat again, I promise
That s no lie
There s only one thing I ask of you
Could we name our first child Zak?
Oh, one more thing
Please pop this zit on my back
I m dying here!
A pimple ay-hee
A pop-a-doodly-doo
Squirt heedly-hoo
Well I m sitting alone by the phone
And no one seems to call
I try to scrape my zit off on the kitchen wall
Well that don t work, so I look around
And find a big shiny thumb-tack
Put it on the floor, lay down
Pop the zit on my back
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