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It Never Woulda Worked Out Anyway lyrics
Oh lighten up, where s your sense of humor
They re just tiny little rumors
That I started cause I m lookin out for you
Oh settle down, I m just a little jealous
And I m sure those other fellas
Never once believed the lies I told were true
Like the time I told that cowboy that you used to be a man
And the doctor you were datin that you hide your wedding band
Even if I am responsible for scaring them away
You really ought to thank me, I was doin you a favor
Cause it never woulda worked out anyway
Oh can t you see, the reason that I m doin
All the crazy things I m doin
Is because I really care about you girl
And I ll admit I go a little farther
Than I know I probably oughta
But it s all because I need you in my world
Like the time I told that lawyer that you spent a year in jail
And the salesman you were seein you hang out at cheap motels
Even if I am responsible for scaring them away
You really ought to thank me, I was doin you a favor
Cause it never woulda worked out anyway
I can t stand the thought of you with anybody else
I know I ve gone overboard but I can t help myself
Like the time I told that dentist you had seven little kids
And you doubled as a dancer at the strip joint on the ridge
Even if I am responsible for scaring him away
You really ought to thank me, I was doin you a favor
Cause it never woulda worked out anyway
It s all because I love you and I can t stop thinkin of you
And it never woulda worked out anyway
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