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New Math lyrics
Oh yes... im banging one tonight.
oh hi that was someone...reliable.
Let s do it.
What s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy,
And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.
And what s domain, domain, range a kid with too much in his pants.
And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France. The tour de Frace.
Cancer.
Split a decision with long division,
Take the circumference of your circumcision
Live like your data and when you re all set
Put it all together and whatever you get.
It s new math... it s new math.
What s a bag of chips divided by five,well that s a Nike worker s meal,
And Santa clause multiplied by I well I guess that makes him real,
And the square root of the NBA is Africa in a box,
How do you trace a scatter plot? You give the pencil to Michael j fox.
Take the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion.
Live like your data, and when you re all set
Put it all together and whatever you get...
Is new math. its new.
And if you took a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me you d have a tree...
Full of Asian porn.
C-A-L-C-U-LATOR mathematical minds make industrial smog.
And what s the opposite of lnx, duraflame the unnatural log.
that is cleaver right?
Support the farmers with a pro-tractor,
Link Kennedy and Lincoln with a common factor
Live like your data and whan your all set put it all togeather and whatever you get.
it s new. it s new. it s new it s new it s new math.
Word problems...Ready?
If there s a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he s ready to buy,
In order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi
And there s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,
How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he s a good conductor,
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees?
And if Kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then twelve year old tori,
For how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape
whoo...ahhh cause math can be sexy.
Cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it can t be split then it s time to stop,
And havin sex is like doing fractions, it s improper for the larger one to be on top, yeah
And havin sex is like math homework, I do it best when I m alone in my bed.
And squarin numbers are just like women, if they re under thirteen just do them in your head
and new math...
pedaphilia....
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