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Seven Old Ladies lyrics
Seven old Ladies (supply first...seventh as you know them.)
The ______ old lady was old mrs. Pymm
She went inside on a personal whim
She somehow got stuck twixt the bowl and the rim
And nobody knew she was there.
The _______ old lady was old Mrs. Draper
She used the toilet, but couldn t find the paper
All she could find was a brick mason s scraper (appropriate
scream)
And nobody knew she was there.
The _______ old lady was old Mrs. Parted
She paid her penny, and inside she darted.
What a waste of a penny, for she only hola-cowa-cowa-cowa
Nobody knew she was there.
The ______ old lady was Chichester s daughter
She went inside to get rid of some water,
And she stayed there so long that the rising tide caught her
And nobody knew she was there.
The _______ old lady was Elizabeth Humphrey
She went inside, and arranged herself comfy
When she tried to get up, Ah she couldn t get her bum free
And nobody knew she was there.
The ______ old lady was old Mrs. Mason
THe seat was too cold, so she used the basin
But that was the water that I washed me face in
Cause I didn t know she was there.
The _______ old lady was old Mrs. Bender
She went inside to adjust her suspender
And she got tangled up with a masculine gender
And nobody knew they were (I was) there.
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