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I belong to the church of the well-endowed man My member s big as a grizzly bear s head My pants can t hide the bulge God gave to me
I m proud of the width and the length of my part You should see me break the young girls hearts I always draw a crowd when I take a pee
Well I don t mean to brag but my main piece drags And when I got to bed the mattress sags It s hard to doze when you re long as a firehose Oh lemmee tell ya...
We belong to the church of the well-endowed man If you measured us in feet we d be over ten Thank you Lord for making us well-endowed men
Thank you Lord for making us well-endowed men. song lyrics
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