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Dearly Beloved lyrics
Good morning, dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
To watch two people we know make a big mistake
They ll stand up at the alter
And solemnly swear i do
They ll be together forever
til they find somebody new
Her daddy s in the front row
Muttering oh no here we go again
They had a couple dates
Now she s three months late
And it s twenty buck a plate i spent, oh:
Good morning, dearly beloved
I d like to welcome ya ll
To see the side-effects of sex and alcohol
Please bow your heads and join me
In a prayer for these two
Who ll be together forever
til they find somebody new
The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse
As he s putting the ring on her
He s checking out the bridesmaids
Thinking that he might take
The maid of honor s honor, oh:
Welcome, dearly beloved
We are here this afternoon
To throw rice as these two
Drive down the road to ruin
With cans tied to the bumper
And a dragging muffler too
They ll be together forever
Until they find somebody new
So raise your glass and join me
Here s to the bride and groom
They ll be together forever
til they find somebody new
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